idgit

The incorrect way of spelling ijit, as popularized on this website by kayla and kasey.

Kayla and Kasey: you're an idgit!
Me:Don't you mean ijit.
Kayla and Kasey: Aaaaargh!

by Me July 18, 2006

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Gooch Breath

after you lick someones gooch to the extreme your breath might smell like it. kinda musty and sour

yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath

by me February 14, 2003

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half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.

"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.

by Me May 13, 2005

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Goth

Someone who likes the darker side of things. They usually listen to death metal and goth music, such as Dismember and Bauhaus. Marilyn Manson is NOT goth. He's just...weird. Real goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see at Hot Topic. Goths are fun to be around and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. They don't worship Satan and aren't evil despite what some ignorant people might say. Goths don't all dress alike either. They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of them are writers and artists. Goths DON'T envy the popular people. They are what they are because it makes them happy. Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called "freaks" than be like everyone else and be popular. They understand that there are more important things in life than popularity, and usually succeed in life while the popular ones don't become much of anything.

If someone becomes "goth" because they couldn't get any friends or are depressed and angry all the time, they are most likely a poser.

by Me August 04, 2003

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