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Cuntbuster

a guy who is so hot that he can have sex any girl he wants.
Jon Clifford had sex with 5 different girls in one day. He is such a Cuntbuster.
by Max January 9, 2005
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kuhel

coolest person i know, kind and sweet and so beautiful. can't stand to be without her. seems like the only girl that really gets me. love spending time with her, and hanging out and talking and laughing with her.
Ali is very kuhel, i love her to death.
by max January 7, 2005
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Wattie

Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.
by max January 3, 2005
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to bunker

to shoot someone in the face point blank, and fuck them up so they know who runs the field
yo watch out for trance they will come at you and bunker you off the break and blow your head off they are the best d2 xball team around
by max January 1, 2005
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dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).
Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.
by Max December 30, 2004
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diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
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to the max

Something done in the style of Max Hardcore.
by max December 25, 2004
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