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Ben's special friend

Often a girl named Freya. They call each other special friends because they are too modest to admit they are with each other. They are often seen showing public displays of affection and having lots of sex.
I would bang Ben's special friend if she was attractive
Ben's special friend by Mr Mollestor December 14, 2018

Ben's sister 

The most attractive girl you will ever meet. Probably much younger than you but still a 10/10
I'd bang Ben's sister even if she is only 18
Ben's sister by Mr Mollestor December 14, 2018

Ben's Chili Bowels 

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"
Ben's Chili Bowels by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009

ben's mom 

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
ben's mom by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Ben's Gambit

The act of taking all of your most powerful units in a vanguard around your leader across the map into the enemy castle to slay the enemy leader, winning the game.
The Foremost guy: I'm taking Jenigga slayer the 2nd and going for the Ben's gambit
Ben's Gambit by Jenigga January 17, 2023

Ben's Mum 

A term first coined by Kenny of Derby, a fellow greb. It can be used in various situations, such as an answer or an expression of great surprise.
Me: What did you do last night?
Ken: Ben's mum

Chav: Wat da fuck is Black Sabbath?
Ken: Ben's mum! You're stupid!
Ben's Mum by Eldest Wishbone October 4, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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