linda's definitions

software

Usually a computer CD that holds a program on it, anything from a game to a paint program, its just the name for a CD for use on a computer basically.

I put the software in the computer, and the program started.

by Linda February 5, 2004

übersexy

übersexy, meaning ultimate sexy, sexy above all, sexiest, nothing sexier, etc.

1. She is übersexy!
2. Are you kidding me?! That girl is übersexy!
3. Olga is übersexy!

by Linda February 27, 2005

Hamlegs

Humongous thighs that rub together and spark when one walks..usually attached to an obese woman.

oh..oh..I warned you not to walk close to those huge hamlegs, your coat is ablaze!!!.

by Linda April 29, 2005

balls thats all

A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.

OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!

OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.

by Linda April 25, 2005

thanae

energetic, intelligent, free-spirited, girl who takes no shit from people. true at heart, true at mind.

thanae you are the greatest

by linda February 10, 2005

flaco

spanish for skiny or thin

hey you FLACO you better eat somethin'

by linda October 26, 2003

chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.

topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.

by linda April 4, 2005