lalalander17's definitions

yuppy puppy

the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.

I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

lust buster

Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off.

Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents opened his door and freaked.
Man, that's a total lust buster.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.

Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

laughlinks

links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.

Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.

by LaLaLander17 February 16, 2009