beak

A term used by Canadians meaning "to make fun of"

Dude, are you mad cuz I was beakin you, eh?

by kyle November 14, 2004

hard knock

A hard knock, a gangster or sumone who leads a hard life or has been through hard times.

its a hard knock lyfe biatch!

by kyle April 08, 2003

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

Anaslime

The nick-name for Anaheim, used only by people who hate the city.

Somebody #1: I live in Anaheim. It's in Orange County.
Somebody #2: You live in Anaslime. That sucks!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

head

the bathroom,aplace to shit and piss

Damn i have to go to the head man.

by kyle April 28, 2003

nelphie

Nelphie is a term that originated in Creston, Iowa. It's understood to mean loser, but no one can really give you a concrete definition of what a nelphie is. If you ask, all you will get for a response is simply "You." or "If you have to ask you probably are one." My personal definition for a nelphie is hot topic clothing (bondage pants, shits with stupid sayings), stupid hair cuts (shaved heads except the bangs, mohawks), and listen to mall metal (Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead). Also most nephies don't have jobs and never leave Creston (or the hometown that is partial to your town's nelphies)

Someone that wears bondage pants, a shirt that says "i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you" and is pumped about the new Mudvayne CD is a Nelphie

by kyle August 07, 2004

idiot

Pretty much the majority of most members on Urbandictionary.com

Yeah, you know it.....................

by Kyle March 01, 2005