kyle's definitions

shpadoinkel

Became popular in the movie "Cannibal the Musical." Basically means anything. Much like the word "ditto," but sounds more fun.

"I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a SHPADOINEL DAY!"

by Kyle June 21, 2004

sausigification

(verb). To put on a (condom). To sheathe one's(penis).

I will now sausigify my penis.

by Kyle June 22, 2004

Crush

A moist Vagina.

Can be used to decribe a woman or group of women.

From the comparison of eating a moist vagina to that of a fleshy fruit.

"I want to mush on her Crush."

(plural)
"There's plenty of Crush in here."

by Kyle June 22, 2004

weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff

"Shut your face you WEASEL DEMON!"

by kyle June 24, 2004

pwan

pussy whipped ass nigga...if you do every thing that your girlfriend tells you to do

jake you such a pwan for leaving use for your girl

by kyle June 24, 2004

Speir

One in perfect condition.

That woman is a Speir in every way!

by kyle October 2, 2004

baggaduch

Like douchebag only better.

You know that Boris fag? He's a real baggaduch.

by Kyle October 5, 2004