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Judge Judy 

A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.

Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.

Judge Judy by [e-mail] May 11, 2008

talk show 

Daytime televison created to entertain the ignorant, uneducated, unemployed and unindustrious while the rest of us are out working for a living.

The talk show in America has become the soul cause of propagnda, lies and stupidity in our society.

talk show by [e-mail] May 11, 2008

trailer 

1. Where whitetrash or thugs often live.

2. Something you see flying past you in a tornado.

I absolutely do not want to live in a trailer--my home actually has a foundation without wheels.

trailer by [e-mail] May 9, 2008

airline 

A transportation company that is supposed to get you from one coast to the other in a a few hours but is permitted by the FAA and Dept. of Transportation to abuse its customers by trapping them for hours at a time on the ground without access to water, snacks, or a bathroom; and losing your expensive baggage--only to return it to you weeks later and in bad condition; not to mention having seats that are dangerously narrow and if a person is fat, they have to buy an extra seat; and the aircraft's operator is drunk.

The airline lives up to its reputation--it doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell, you have to go through Chicago.

airline by [e-mail] May 9, 2008

desperate 

The state of doing anything in your means to get what you want.

The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care weather or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You decieve yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.

In being desperate, you deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy when, in reality, it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. You are so desperate for love, attention, and affection, that you resort to lowering your standards. You may even "settle" for an abusive relationship, just for the sake of not being alone. The state of being desperate is a dangerous thing.

desperate by [e-mail] May 9, 2008

vulgarity 

The only tool an ignorant and hostile person knows how to use to get their point across.

Vulgarity makes a person sound like an undeucated, ignorant, hostile idiot who needs his mouth washed out with soap.

vulgarity by [e-mail] May 5, 2008

Fear of Commitment 

When a man says he doesn’t want to marry the woman he’s with but enjoys living with her pretending as though he is married to her already. Signs include cheating on her, numerous past relationships, never wanting to dicuss or plan the future with their current mate, not wanting to meet the family, dating her for like 7 years without considering a future with the person, or dating "unavailable" people.

The fear of commitment is a very real psycological condition for many men.

Fear of Commitment by [e-mail] May 2, 2008