lust

The antithesis of love--love gives (unconditionally) while lust takes. Don't ever confuse the two.

Lust cannot and nor ever will be equated with love.

by [e-mail] December 16, 2007

Detroit Lions

An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.

The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.

by [e-mail] August 17, 2007

union

The only reason a person with no college education or skills can earn $25 an hour for unskilled labor while sitting around and doing nothing, showing up for work late or drunk, calling in sick half the time and without concern for punishment, taking a very long lunch and like 5 breaks, and getting most holidays off while having the audacity to complain and demand more from his company and go on strike about his company’s alleged “unfair” working conditions. The only thing that would be “fair” is for the company to kick the union and its lazy employees like this to the curb and replace them with hardworking people who would be grateful to have such high pay and benefits for unskilled work.

I hate the union! All labor unions are antiquated, corrupt, useless and a detrement to corporate America. The union(s) are also the reason so many industrial jobs in this country are going to Mexico and China.

by [e-mail] April 25, 2008

80

An interstate that goes from New York City to San Francisco. It is almost the longest road in the U.S.

80 is boring for thousands of miles between western New York state and Central Wyoming, with nothing but farms, flat praries or cornfields.

by [e-mail] December 09, 2007

Fear of Commitment

When a man says he doesn’t want to marry the woman he’s with but enjoys living with her pretending as though he is married to her already. Signs include cheating on her, numerous past relationships, never wanting to dicuss or plan the future with their current mate, not wanting to meet the family, dating her for like 7 years without considering a future with the person, or dating "unavailable" people.

The fear of commitment is a very real psycological condition for many men.

by [e-mail] May 02, 2008

yuppie

young, well to do (mostly white) people in urban areas who are trendy, talk on their cell phones, use their PDAs or laptops, drink coffee in Starbucks and drive a nice car.

Midtown Manhattan is yuppie central along with San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, Chicago, Washington DC

by [e-mail] August 16, 2007

Jerry Springer Show

A Chicago-based trash talkshow hosted by Jerry Springer that emphasizes dysfunctional sectors of American society that includes whitetrash, debauchery, violence, racism and sexual promiscuity incluing homosexuality and incest and often mocks hillbillies. The show uses sound effects such as a cow's moo and a "boing" sound. Audience members sing the "Star Spanggled Banner" when the word AMERICA is uttered. Females in the audience are given beeds when they flash their breasts. The show also features a stripper's pole for the guests or audience members to display themselves.

The Jerry Springer Show is absolutely disgusting--its' my favorite.

by [e-mail] July 28, 2007