knowman's definitions
The fourth black president, the first openly black president. The four black presidents are Linclon , Johnson, Clinton, and Obama.
by knowman February 15, 2009
Get the Obamamug. Some one who loads a lot of expensive software on a computer to raise its' price. Then sells the computer without the program disks, and keys, when a program needs to be reloaded the buyer is hosed.
The xp on my computer didn't have a disk or coa I need to reload it, the loader says not his problem.
by knowman June 10, 2008
Get the Loadermug. A game for old owners who don't like to throw, and old dogs who don't like to fetch. Both players settle in their most comfortable spots and whoever gets up first is the loser.
by knowman March 23, 2008
Get the Dead Doggymug. Home made paper in transit tags that are used to avoid paying to register a car. The date on the tags is changed from time to time in an attempt to make them appear legal. Real plates taken off a junk car or from the junkyard. Used to avoid getting required liability insurance.
Bob should change his east omaha tags they're turning yellow. I got busted because the car I was driving had east omaha tags, and it wasn't my car. Dave got nailed for east omaha tags, and no insurance.
by knowman March 12, 2008
Get the east omaha tagsmug. by knowman April 11, 2008
Get the tard timemug. A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
Get the butt-weaselmug. A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.
She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
Get the pretty prancing ponymug.