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mackem

It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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porn

dude, how do you find all that porn.
by kirk February 22, 2005
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kirkulese

A modern day hercules of whom is an asian American.
Kirkulese is chinese.
by Kirk December 11, 2003
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Wills

A moronic fucker who acts black.
Joe: That kid is such wills.
John: Like Chris.
Joe: Yeah, he's a queef.
by Kirk July 10, 2003
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yo moma

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve
by kirk April 3, 2005
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Cuh

1.Cuzz; short for cousin. Used to refer to a person as your friend/homie. Commonly used among southern gangster/ghetto individuals.

2. Word used by members of gangs Crips, and Folk nation, talking to another member.
1.Yo, what's up, Cuh?
2.Yo, cuh. We need to buss a cap in these slobz.
by Kirk March 17, 2004
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Pocco

Yo. Let me bum a Pocco
by Kirk August 30, 2004
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