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The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)
Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay
by Kirk April 7, 2004
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1.Cuzz; short for cousin. Used to refer to a person as your friend/homie. Commonly used among southern gangster/ghetto individuals.

2. Word used by members of gangs Crips, and Folk nation, talking to another member.
1.Yo, what's up, Cuh?
2.Yo, cuh. We need to buss a cap in these slobz.
by Kirk March 17, 2004
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alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.
I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles
by kirk January 26, 2004
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C#

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n. Beginers language designed to look new without being different. Think BASIC with curly braces.

n. psudo language thats syntax is simular to actual programming languages.

n. Lanugage designed by Microsoft as an answer to Java. Primary problem was that Microsoft forgot the question. Used to avoid paying licensing fees to a competitor, Sun.
My 3GHz dual Xeon can run C# "Hello, World!" in under 4 minutes!!!
by kirk December 19, 2003
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kirkulese

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A modern day hercules of whom is an asian American.
Kirkulese is chinese.
by Kirk December 11, 2003
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mackem

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It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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poop snout

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When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.
by kirk September 13, 2003
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