king simmo's definitions

mumbler

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Gamming

The temporary marks left on your skin by say a watch or a bra once removed. This usage is mainly in the Black Country area of Britain.

I got some propper gamming on my wrist, i took my watch off an hour ago and you can still see it.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Rear Masking

The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.

Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.

Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Tart Fuel

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

up on blocks

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Anal Rape Holocaust

Anal Rape Holocaust is a fairly multioffensive term for when a group of gamers are completely annihilated by another team. This works in sports like paintball and airsoft too. It should only really be used in cases of extreme defeat.

Trev: i saw you were online last night, how did the gaming go?

Keith: Aw man it was a complete Anal Rape Holocaust, we were totally destroyed by a bunch of school kids from Wisconsin. Im giving up on MMOs man.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

WYNONA RYDER

WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

by king simmo October 16, 2003