kim's definitions

dodge ball.

The best game where you try to knock out the people you don't like.

"When we play dodge ball today lets hit sara in the head and hopefully she'll pass out!"

by Kim October 16, 2003

DZK

DZK is the greatest rapper of all time. His lyrics are phenomenal and his flow is miraculous. His songs depict heaven in the music form. Listening to DZK is the equivalent to having sex with Carmen Electra.

I'm called the carn-iv-or-ous cause of carnage, causing
casualities, carrying crippled carcasses, casually
rabidly ripping and ravaging rancid flesh rapidly
frantically feasting faster to finish it, actually

an animal's mechanically a cannibal naturally
I'm just acting on behalf of my insanity's savagery
I can't seem to manage or handle humanity happily
it's like, Newton's apple trying to grapple with gravity

by Kim February 26, 2005

bangin

A good looking person

Damn she's bangin!

by Kim October 16, 2003

DUI

A thing stupid people do that somethings kills or hurts innocent people.

"mark had a dui and got his liscense taken away"

by kim October 16, 2003

Bone

For a male to fuck something with his dick

"I boned, Jill last night!":

by kim November 5, 2003

cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex

man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.

by kim July 13, 2003

townie

Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not exactly like them and doesnt follow their every move... )ie. punks, goths, grungers, trendies ect) Townies are normally always looking for a fight and even a slight glance will set them off. but only if theyre armed with atleast 6 friends. this can be rather amusing at times. no matter how much money they have they wil still dress like tramps in unmatching jogging bottoms.

an everyday townie argument.

townie- oi you...wat ya fukin looking at. innit
normal person- what?
u fucking startin int ya? innit.
normal person- no
innit mate. im gunna fucking sort u out. innit... just lemme go get my mates and ill beat ya up. innit.
normal person. oh fuck off i cant understand you, learn how to speak.

by Kim November 7, 2004