kim's definitions

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

thick

having more of a solid, muscular form in the thighs, butt, legs,and MUST HAVE a small, flat waist

melyssa ford is one thick female, mo'nique from the parkers is fat,fat people get the two mixed up

by kim July 8, 2004

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

eBay

An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.

"mary likes to bid on ebay."

by kim October 16, 2003