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michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.
Nobody should live or pass through Michigan
by Kim July 8, 2004
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eBay

An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.
"mary likes to bid on ebay."
by kim October 16, 2003
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cover

"The robbers covered up the crime scene really well"
by Kim October 16, 2003
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townie

Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not exactly like them and doesnt follow their every move... )ie. punks, goths, grungers, trendies ect) Townies are normally always looking for a fight and even a slight glance will set them off. but only if theyre armed with atleast 6 friends. this can be rather amusing at times. no matter how much money they have they wil still dress like tramps in unmatching jogging bottoms.
an everyday townie argument.

townie- oi you...wat ya fukin looking at. innit
normal person- what?
u fucking startin int ya? innit.
normal person- no
innit mate. im gunna fucking sort u out. innit... just lemme go get my mates and ill beat ya up. innit.
normal person. oh fuck off i cant understand you, learn how to speak.
by Kim November 7, 2004
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bang

"I'd love to bang tracy"
by Kim October 15, 2003
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jackwards

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.
"That shit is jackwards!"
by kim April 16, 2005
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dropping the olives

a euphemism for the nasty business that happened last night, to be used in polite company
"Hey Teej, I heard you and Pam dropped some olives last night"

"Yes, Kim, it was quite messy to clean up"
by Kim April 20, 2005
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