kim's definitions

townie

Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not exactly like them and doesnt follow their every move... )ie. punks, goths, grungers, trendies ect) Townies are normally always looking for a fight and even a slight glance will set them off. but only if theyre armed with atleast 6 friends. this can be rather amusing at times. no matter how much money they have they wil still dress like tramps in unmatching jogging bottoms.

an everyday townie argument.

townie- oi you...wat ya fukin looking at. innit
normal person- what?
u fucking startin int ya? innit.
normal person- no
innit mate. im gunna fucking sort u out. innit... just lemme go get my mates and ill beat ya up. innit.
normal person. oh fuck off i cant understand you, learn how to speak.

by Kim November 7, 2004

bang

To sleep with someone.

"I'd love to bang tracy"

by Kim October 15, 2003

elope

To run off and get married so you can be truthful to god and still do it..

I am going to elope with my luva Chris.

by kim November 28, 2003

Doo Doo Brown

Really Crappy Brown Pot with mad seeds and stems.

My friend told me she'd get me some good shit but all she came back with was this Doo Doo Brown.

by Kim April 26, 2005

smile and nod

When some idiot is making no fucking sense, so you just smile and nod.

"Just smile and nod"

by Kim October 16, 2003

dropping the olives

a euphemism for the nasty business that happened last night, to be used in polite company

"Hey Teej, I heard you and Pam dropped some olives last night"

"Yes, Kim, it was quite messy to clean up"

by Kim April 20, 2005

tiny tragedy

a man with a small penis.

Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!

by Kim February 18, 2005