kim's definitions

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

scaliwag

A low-life from a trailor park. This type of person most likely will be seen with Circle K Feet and a Kool-Aid smile. It's also a term to describe a loose or easy female. Another name for someone who is a professional bowler with a bad combover.

Two scaliwags were arrested in the trailor park last night for stealing a 10-speed.

by Kim June 30, 2004

classalier

the inability to type words properly

when i'm distracted, i suffer from classalier

by Kim February 7, 2005

building a dream on a swamp

Wanting something that isn't practical.

"Laura is building a dream on a swamp, she wants to live on mars.

by kim December 18, 2003

Muffasa

Used to describe any object, person, event, fashion or situation that is unbecoming, disagreeable, unpleasant, or just plain ugly.

Laural: Dude, did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?
Neal: Ugh, it was so muffasa style.
Laural: Yeah, he looked wicked muffasa.
Neal: So muffasa.

by Kim December 8, 2003

mean

meaning cool OR nice

that was a mean dinner / thats mean

by kim May 13, 2005

cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex

man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.

by kim July 13, 2003