dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.
dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"
by kim January 20, 2004
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Armageddon

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"
by kim December 16, 2003
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jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'
"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"
by Kim February 28, 2004
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townie

Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not exactly like them and doesnt follow their every move... )ie. punks, goths, grungers, trendies ect) Townies are normally always looking for a fight and even a slight glance will set them off. but only if theyre armed with atleast 6 friends. this can be rather amusing at times. no matter how much money they have they wil still dress like tramps in unmatching jogging bottoms.
an everyday townie argument.

townie- oi you...wat ya fukin looking at. innit
normal person- what?
u fucking startin int ya? innit.
normal person- no
innit mate. im gunna fucking sort u out. innit... just lemme go get my mates and ill beat ya up. innit.
normal person. oh fuck off i cant understand you, learn how to speak.
by Kim November 07, 2004
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chesticals

what seems to be rather large testicals growing on a man's chestal area. or as some may call them, man boobs, or for slang, chesties.
Oh jeez, his chesticals were atleast a size c!
by Kim October 03, 2003
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eBay

An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.
"mary likes to bid on ebay."
by kim October 17, 2003
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frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.
I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.
by KIM March 02, 2004
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