kim's definitions

scaliwag

A low-life from a trailor park. This type of person most likely will be seen with Circle K Feet and a Kool-Aid smile. It's also a term to describe a loose or easy female. Another name for someone who is a professional bowler with a bad combover.

Two scaliwags were arrested in the trailor park last night for stealing a 10-speed.

by Kim June 30, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

gradumacate

The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.

"At her high school gradumacation, Ellen whooped and hollered for joy, because she realized the joys that edumacation brings."

"After receiving C's in every high school class, Josiah was finally ready to gradumacate."

by Kim August 8, 2004

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

by Kim October 16, 2003

ruler

tool used for measurment

i used and ruler in class today

by kim August 22, 2003