kim's definitions

i'll steal you

I'll crack you in the head

"Shut up, bitch, I'll steal you"

by Kim April 6, 2005

tossing salad

Eating asshole. Basically, tossing the salad

Julie likes to toss caesar salad with italian dressing

by Kim December 6, 2003

eBay

An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.

"mary likes to bid on ebay."

by kim October 16, 2003

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

woot

(1)a word to descride a expansivly happy situation
(2) something random to say when one is bored

fun fact: woot, backwards/upsidedown is perpindicular line oom

seamonkeymakegreatlovers: ....and that all i have to say about that
thegiraffehaslanded: woot.......woot....wooooooooooooooooooooot

by Kim July 9, 2004

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004