world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

ehoh

Greeting in Tellytubbian

When in Tellytubbyland, say "Ehoh".

by Kerb November 30, 2004

moonwalk

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.

Michael is a good moonwalker.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Blunkett

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Rugby

A sport where two teams of 15 men wrestle on the grass with an oval ball.
Players are usually big, 16 stones, and does not feel pain or cold.

Small skinny players tend to last only 5 minutes.

Robin played rugby yesterday and broke his teeth.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004