kerb's definitions

aol

1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.

2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.

The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

Rugby

A sport where two teams of 15 men wrestle on the grass with an oval ball.
Players are usually big, 16 stones, and does not feel pain or cold.

Small skinny players tend to last only 5 minutes.

Robin played rugby yesterday and broke his teeth.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

easy rider

1. A male who shags every woman. The complementary opposite of a bike.

2. A lesbian with a strap-on, riding a woman.

Cant find love? Go see Roland, the factory's easy rider!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

faux pas

A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.

Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

fool's errand

A special errand given to new employees.

The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...

by Kerb November 29, 2004