kerb's definitions

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

webaholic

Person addicted to internet use.

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

party

Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.

You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

love burger

Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.

Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Blunkett

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

by Kerb November 27, 2004