27 definitions by kane

An acronym for Surpise Cum On Face.
Did you scof her last night? Yea, got her right in the eye.
by kane April 5, 2004
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A short cool, slang word for XBC - XBox Connect. Only cool cats say this. Not to be mistaken with the above definition. X Clan.
"VRRRRRRMMMMM....wanna go on connect?"
by kane April 19, 2005
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Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.
Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.
by kane October 7, 2004
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Some one who is scared or doesn't like people who talk about or download porn, these people often say that it is sick and unhealthy, and that normal people like us are addicted.
chris is a Porn-a-phobic, he hates it when i talk about porn ,and how much i download
by kane September 25, 2003
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FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.
damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.
by kane May 29, 2004
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Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.
What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!
by kane December 14, 2003
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A classical animated British comedy. Rex the Runt - "The Wobbly Bobbly, Wibbly Squibbly Dog" by Richard Golezsowski
by kane April 7, 2005
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