27 definitions by Kane

A short cool, slang word for XBC - XBox Connect. Only cool cats say this. Not to be mistaken with the above definition. X Clan.
"VRRRRRRMMMMM....wanna go on connect?"
by Kane April 19, 2005
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While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.
Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.
by Kane October 7, 2004
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An acronym for Surpise Cum On Face.
Did you scof her last night? Yea, got her right in the eye.
by Kane April 5, 2004
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Gator Advertising corperation is a bunch of fucked up motherfuckers who think it is a viable business venture to download programs to your comp without you knowing about it, then use them to download MORE programs and spy on you, and THEN sell that info to ad- companies that will send u popups and ads and even steal ur passwords and shit. FUCK GATOR. damn spyware pussies. Any good l33ts out there still, better than me, FUCK THEIR SERVERS OVER just for kicks.
I got that FUCKING precisiontime spyware shit from GATOR on my comp again, it fucked up my registry, I am SOO gonna take an acetelyne torch to their fucking server, since I cant seem to kill it any other way.
by Kane May 29, 2004
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Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.
What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!
by Kane December 14, 2003
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any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
by Kane August 3, 2004
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