kane's definitions

fps

FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.

damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.

by Kane May 29, 2004

Hate-Sex

Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.

Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.

by Kane October 7, 2004

Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.

Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.

by Kane October 7, 2004

splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.

I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.

by Kane October 7, 2004

rompl

rolling on my penis laughing.
originated at toon love.

guy 1: *tells a joke*
guy 2: LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY
everyone: stfu. lmfao is for losers.
guy 3: rompl.
tawnee: hey, that guy's kewl! lets make out!
everyone: that crazy guy 3. *rollseyes*

by kane November 30, 2004

SCOF

An acronym for Surpise Cum On Face.

Did you scof her last night? Yea, got her right in the eye.

by Kane April 5, 2004

Oobi

Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.

What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!

by Kane December 14, 2003