kane's definitions

splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.

I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.

by Kane October 7, 2004

rompl

rolling on my penis laughing.
originated at toon love.

guy 1: *tells a joke*
guy 2: LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY
everyone: stfu. lmfao is for losers.
guy 3: rompl.
tawnee: hey, that guy's kewl! lets make out!
everyone: that crazy guy 3. *rollseyes*

by kane November 30, 2004

SCOF

An acronym for Surpise Cum On Face.

Did you scof her last night? Yea, got her right in the eye.

by Kane April 5, 2004

Oobi

Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.

What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!

by Kane December 14, 2003

cock hole

the cock loving mouth of a stank biatch.

"Dylan Quandt needs to shut his dirty cock hole."

"Look at the cock hole on that chick!"

by Kane March 16, 2003

on fire

A state of mind in which people believe that they are unstoppable and can do anything they want--and they do.

Allen Iverson was on fire, he was making every single shot he took.

by kane April 27, 2003

lmfbo

laughin my fucking balls off--another one of those stupid abreviations that make no fucking sense in real life.

Guy - I kill my wife.
Dude - LMFBO! Thats so LOL!
Guy - No, I really did.

by kane April 27, 2003