kane's definitions

klawchi

Joker

Dont be a klawchi

by kane August 31, 2003

splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.

I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.

by Kane October 7, 2004

fps

FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.

damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.

by Kane May 29, 2004

shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

by KANE August 3, 2004

Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.

Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.

by Kane October 7, 2004

rompl

rolling on my penis laughing.
originated at toon love.

guy 1: *tells a joke*
guy 2: LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY
everyone: stfu. lmfao is for losers.
guy 3: rompl.
tawnee: hey, that guy's kewl! lets make out!
everyone: that crazy guy 3. *rollseyes*

by kane November 30, 2004

Jungle Fever

An inter-racial relationship, namely between a white person and a black person.

John has jungle fever, can get enough of that black pussy.

by kane April 27, 2003