kane's definitions

Oobi

Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.

What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!

by Kane December 14, 2003

mo fo

It's an abbreviation for "Mother Fucker".

Guy - I fucked your mom.
Dude - You sick Mo-Fo!

by kane April 27, 2003

VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history

artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack

by kane February 23, 2005

fps

FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.

damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.

by Kane May 29, 2004

splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.

I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.

by Kane October 7, 2004

klawchi

Joker

Dont be a klawchi

by kane August 31, 2003

Hate-Sex

Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.

Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.

by Kane October 7, 2004