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When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.
I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.
by kane October 7, 2004
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FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.
damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.
by kane May 29, 2004
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1. Riva (Noun)
Origin: Byond
Alias: Gaara of the Desert or Kane

a: A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
b: The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
3. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
4. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
5. A very handsome man.
6. A powerful ruler or despot.
1. DL: But your him. Your Riva. I fear for my life.

2. Sally: Paul has been acting like such a Riva in bed.

3. AOWS: I PRAISE YOU Riva for you spared and freed me from my fear today. I exalt you on high because you are loving and Just all at the same time. I praise you because of your very nature. I praise you Riva because I don't need a reason to praise you. I do it, because you are more than worthy of my praise. Thank you giving me the right to praise your name.
by kane March 28, 2005
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Short term for intelligence.

Used in MMORPGS and RPGS in releation to stats
Woo i have an int of 60!

A) OMFG this uber leet robe gives me +31 Int and a +9 against Ogers!
B) niiccee!
by kane February 15, 2005
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