juan's definitions

tamad

lazy

ako ay tamad. i am lazy

by juan July 15, 2003

Rifkin

Bodyhair located beneath the balls and before the ass crack.

"Dude, I was trimming my rifkin and accidentally cut my sac."

by Juan February 17, 2005

passionate girl

a french girl gone bad

marine i saw you at that party..your such a passionate girl!

by juan May 13, 2005

150cc

An obnoxious attention-whore mod on an internet forum. May or may not repeat the same jokes over and over and over again.

150cc can suck a cheetah's hiney, I think he was behind the plot to ban Juan.

by Juan November 14, 2003

music theory

1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.

2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of

Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.

by Juan September 28, 2003

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

Porn Funk

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.

I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.

by Juan February 17, 2005