Definitions by juan

sucks the bag 

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

sucks the bag by JuAN June 25, 2004

blood clott 

meaning "fuck" in Jamaican slang.

Yo rasta, what the "blood clott".

blood clott by Juan May 9, 2004

Eunuch jelly man 

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

Eunuch jelly man by Juan April 3, 2004

Flabergasted 

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

Flabergasted by Juan April 3, 2004

NilkNarf 

ugly pimpley boy with annoying voice

Tell that NilkNarf kid to stop comming over and asking about Mvc2

NilkNarf by Juan April 3, 2004

Golba 

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

Golba by Juan April 3, 2004

willbeism 

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

willbeism by Juan February 6, 2004