v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.
'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'
'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
by Juan December 04, 2004
by Juan October 13, 2004
1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.
2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of
Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.
by Juan September 29, 2003
A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.
by Juan June 18, 2006
:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
by Juan April 04, 2004