juan's definitions

chim

A smart girl. A thug or a gangster chick.

Hey chim

by Juan November 22, 2003

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

by JuAN June 25, 2004

Dolly Pop

An extreme orgasm that results in a long stream of jizz.

I had not had sex for six months so when I finally did I had the biggest Dolly Pop ever.

by Juan March 7, 2005

civic

Car driven by 99% of all Asians.

Watch out for that Honda Civic; an Asian is probably driving it.

by Juan April 14, 2005

Rock Baby

You would find rock baby in an urban thesarus under crack baby. Rock baby is a more street version of saying crack baby, since the original term has become mainstream.

Yo look at dat rock baby wit the big forehead and drool comin' out da corna of his mouf. His mother must have been suckin' on that pipe like it was her job.

by juan February 23, 2005

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005