juan's definitions

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.

"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."

by Juan February 17, 2005

jug

hardcore nasty raunchy sex

last night me and this hoe jugged and i nutted on her back

by juan May 5, 2003

150cc

An obnoxious attention-whore mod on an internet forum. May or may not repeat the same jokes over and over and over again.

150cc can suck a cheetah's hiney, I think he was behind the plot to ban Juan.

by Juan November 14, 2003

passionate girl

a french girl gone bad

marine i saw you at that party..your such a passionate girl!

by juan May 13, 2005

music theory

1. The study of musical structure and aesthetics, concerning chord structures, musical intervals, rythms, meters, scales, etc.

2. Something that the majority of modern music artists lack knowlege of

Most recording artists seem to think that fashionable clothes and expensive studio recordings, rather than solid music theory, can make their music good.

by Juan September 28, 2003