juan's definitions

Nads

1. Testicles
2. Rhode Island School of Design Hockey Team

Look at those Nads
Go Nads! Go Nads!

by Juan October 12, 2004

nu

You are a newbie. You are new!

u r nu. "you are nu"

by juan October 25, 2004

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 3, 2004

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

NilkNarf

ugly pimpley boy with annoying voice

Tell that NilkNarf kid to stop comming over and asking about Mvc2

by Juan April 3, 2004