juan's definitions

korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.

Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?

by Juan June 18, 2006

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

by JuAN June 25, 2004

Porn Funk

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.

I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.

by Juan February 17, 2005

civic

Car driven by 99% of all Asians.

Watch out for that Honda Civic; an Asian is probably driving it.

by Juan April 14, 2005

NilkNarf

ugly pimpley boy with annoying voice

Tell that NilkNarf kid to stop comming over and asking about Mvc2

by Juan April 3, 2004

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004