juan's definitions

bomb

southern cali term for tweak

I seen some tweakers getting bombed out in the hood.

by juan December 7, 2003

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.

Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?

by Juan June 18, 2006

Nads

1. Testicles
2. Rhode Island School of Design Hockey Team

Look at those Nads
Go Nads! Go Nads!

by Juan October 12, 2004

nu

You are a newbie. You are new!

u r nu. "you are nu"

by juan October 25, 2004

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003