juan's definitions

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

Golba

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

by Juan April 3, 2004

cycle

When one takes a single shot of liquor (70-100 proof), then a double, then a triple, then a quadrouple (or "home run") in any order, in the same sitting.

Only one man has ever successfully hit for the cycle twice in one day, rather one night, in Amherst.

by Juan April 25, 2005

w/o

Short way of saying "with out"

I am going to the store w/o my wallet.

by Juan December 28, 2003

jura

Police

Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.

by Juan August 27, 2003

Maricon

faggot in spanish

Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"

by Juan December 28, 2003

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003