juan's definitions

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

Maricon

faggot in spanish

Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"

by Juan December 28, 2003

Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.

"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."

by Juan February 17, 2005

readeface

someone who can't open their eyes when they smile

Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.

by Juan February 4, 2004

Young

Urban slang that is short for young'n, which is short for young one. An integral part of DC slang.

"Git off me young before I steal yo ass."

by Juan February 17, 2005

Hormunger

A fat hor

The Hormunger screwed the old man

by Juan January 31, 2004