juan's definitions

readeface

someone who can't open their eyes when they smile

Man, Reade always has to close his eyes when he laughs...we should call him a readeface.

by Juan February 4, 2004

willbeism

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

by Juan February 6, 2004

firing squad

Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.

Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess.

by JUAN September 5, 2004

Dfux

What the fuck? The fuck? The fuq?

Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.

Dfux is she wearing?

by juan March 18, 2015

Long Necks

12 ounce bottles of beer.

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."

by Juan February 17, 2005

Rock Baby

You would find rock baby in an urban thesarus under crack baby. Rock baby is a more street version of saying crack baby, since the original term has become mainstream.

Yo look at dat rock baby wit the big forehead and drool comin' out da corna of his mouf. His mother must have been suckin' on that pipe like it was her job.

by juan February 23, 2005

yessenia

This defenition is used for a cool, volumptuious, fine kitty-cat who gets all the men, but is honorable to just one. This background comes from mid-eighteenth century in southern new york and traveled downward during the century to where it reached Cuba and is now mainly used in southern Florida.

" That chick is acting like such a yessenia. WOW! I don't want her, I want a bitch!!"

by Juan January 9, 2005