juan's definitions

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

korndawg

A term for a penis that has been placed into an unclean rectum and withdrawn, leaving it covered in feces and perhaps even some corn. It is then offered to the partner as a tasty snack.

Damn, that is tight baby. How about a korndawg?

by Juan June 18, 2006

Rock Baby

You would find rock baby in an urban thesarus under crack baby. Rock baby is a more street version of saying crack baby, since the original term has become mainstream.

Yo look at dat rock baby wit the big forehead and drool comin' out da corna of his mouf. His mother must have been suckin' on that pipe like it was her job.

by juan February 23, 2005

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

willbeism

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

by Juan February 6, 2004

firing squad

Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.

Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess.

by JUAN September 5, 2004