juan's definitions

150cc

An obnoxious attention-whore mod on an internet forum. May or may not repeat the same jokes over and over and over again.

150cc can suck a cheetah's hiney, I think he was behind the plot to ban Juan.

by Juan November 14, 2003

Howl

a hella fucking long poem by alan ginsburg

Have you read "howl"? Its hella long!

by juan April 3, 2005

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 8, 2005

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

cycle

When one takes a single shot of liquor (70-100 proof), then a double, then a triple, then a quadrouple (or "home run") in any order, in the same sitting.

Only one man has ever successfully hit for the cycle twice in one day, rather one night, in Amherst.

by Juan April 25, 2005

Golba

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

by Juan April 3, 2004

jura

Police

Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.

by Juan August 27, 2003