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A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.
by Juan February 26, 2003
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v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.
'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'
'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
by Juan December 3, 2004
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