jug

hardcore nasty raunchy sex

last night me and this hoe jugged and i nutted on her back

by juan May 05, 2003

Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.

"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."

by Juan February 17, 2005

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 03, 2004