stepdad

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.
Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."
by jpg3 August 11, 2010
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Oven Mitt

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.
by jpg3 May 14, 2010
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bowelvoiding

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.
One always feels better after bowelvoiding.
by jpg3 December 02, 2011
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sexfume

The scent of having just had sex.
The couple entering a room reeked of fresh sexfume.
by jpg3 February 27, 2015
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pothole patchrol

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.
The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.
by jpg3 March 14, 2015
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argue-ambush

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.
Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
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ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
by jpg3 September 27, 2014
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