Definitions by jpg3

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

turkeyfied by jpg3 November 27, 2014

lockneck

Lockneck is when you can't turn your head completely left or right because of a stiff or twisted neck.

After sleeping in an awkward position you might get lockneck.

lockneck by jpg3 November 2, 2014

ebola gay 

Like the bomber plane named Enola Gay used to transport an atom bomb that killed thousands, this individual in power helped bring the ebola virus to america.

People started pointing fingers at the ebola gay after america became infected.

ebola gay by jpg3 October 11, 2014

ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.

The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.

ketchupcum by jpg3 September 27, 2014

do everythin', get nothin' 

Individuals whom do things, ie; work, chores, charity, etc. yet receive nothing in return.

Some people expect to get what they want and do nothing to earn it while others do everythin', get nothin'.

do everythin', get nothin' by jpg3 September 7, 2014

egocide 

To put yourself down. When oneself believes they are worthless and of no value.

Nobody should ever commit egocide.

egocide by jpg3 August 10, 2014

sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014