jpg3's definitions

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

thumbtard

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.

A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

americantrucker

An americantrucker was or will be born here, raised here, speaks only american and drives american made trucks.

Its easy to tell an americantrucker from the nonamerican ones.

by jpg3 October 15, 2011

X-ring

The center of a target. The bullseye.

Target shooters aim for the X-ring.

by jpg3 June 8, 2012

flagabuse

The act of disrespecting a flag.

Flagabuse is a common action among dumbasses.

by jpg3 August 9, 2015

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

by jpg3 November 27, 2014