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Definitions by jpg3

flourfatty 

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
flourfatty by jpg3 July 20, 2010

Oven Mitt 

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.
Oven Mitt by jpg3 May 14, 2010
My boss is a real D.W.E..
D.W.E. by jpg3 December 12, 2008