jpg3's definitions

internester

Someone having set up cozy comfortable places for themself all over the internet, so you can always find them there day or night at anytime.

If you are online twenty four seven you may be an internester.

by jpg3 November 11, 2011

depender

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

by jpg3 November 28, 2011

pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

by jpg3 August 22, 2011

gotsnone

Perfect answer to anyone asking for something you ain't got.

It would be great to give more money to them debt collectors but most of us gotsnone.

by jpg3 December 20, 2011

splugesprayed

Completly covered in sperm.

Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.

by jpg3 August 20, 2011

last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

faketography

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

by jpg3 June 1, 2015