TRUST is what you expect from people close to you, give everyone you know a lighter , now cover yourself in gasoline...
by jpg3 August 06, 2011

Better Than You syndrome is a mental attitude disorder that occurs when certain individuals believe other human beings are beneath them.
by jpg3 July 24, 2011

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
by jpg3 January 29, 2011

by jpg3 November 15, 2011

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.
by jpg3 September 22, 2013

When an individual believing they are a homosexual has intercourse with the opposite sex and realizes they are in fact straight.
Queenskank believed themself to be a homosexual but was degayed by a close friend of the opposite sex.
by jpg3 October 28, 2011

by jpg3 December 14, 2011
