Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.
Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.
by jpg3 November 20, 2011
by jpg3 November 05, 2011
The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.
Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."
by jpg3 September 28, 2010
When an individual believing they are a homosexual has intercourse with the opposite sex and realizes they are in fact straight.
Queenskank believed themself to be a homosexual but was degayed by a close friend of the opposite sex.
by jpg3 October 29, 2011
The dumbfuck that zigzags in and out of lanes thru traffic, cutting everyone off and carelessly driving just so they can try being ahead of others.
The highwaycop sitting in the medium observed a traffictroll driving recklessly and decided to pull the idiot over and issue some citations.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
A couple lovers were at a halloween party and got horny so they ducked into a closet and gave each other a trickytreat.
by jpg3 October 30, 2011
That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.
The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.
by jpg3 December 25, 2012