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whorebaby

A whore will have sex with everyguy she can and sometimes gets pregnant, the unwanted baby ends up at a grandparents home, a foster house, the steps of a church or in a dumpster. Sometimes a baby or two is kept by the whore so she can get money from the state if the babydaddy don't pay.

The whore had sex with lots of guys, three of them were brothers. One whorebaby grew up calling grandma and grandpa mommy and daddy while the half sibling whorebaby grew up calling the whore mommy but poor whorebaby number three ended up in an abortion clinics waste dumpster.

by jpg3 December 5, 2011

groundhog dismay

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.

I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.

by jpg3 January 2, 2012

ebola gay

Like the bomber plane named Enola Gay used to transport an atom bomb that killed thousands, this individual in power helped bring the ebola virus to america.

People started pointing fingers at the ebola gay after america became infected.

by jpg3 October 11, 2014

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012

mistup

When an individual becomes very emotional and starts leaking saltwater from they're eyeholes.

Sometimes people mistup because the shit in life gets to deep.

by jpg3 January 8, 2012

O.M.A.

Oh My Allah, what a muslim says. A variation of O.M.G., Oh My God.

Akmed screamed " O.M.A." as he suddenly found himself amid thousands of christians.

by jpg3 January 7, 2012

bowelvoiding

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.

One always feels better after bowelvoiding.

by jpg3 December 2, 2011