192 definitions by jpg3

hot cockles

Hot cockles was an eighteenth century game where a person was blindfolded and had to guess who was punching them.

Anyone up for hot cockles ?

by jpg3 November 24, 2011

parentplayer

Any child that plays one parent against the other one to get what they want.

The parentplayer smiled after getting a new lap-top from mom and a new play-station from dad.

by jpg3 November 30, 2014

Liewish

The act of telling a lie while at the same time wishing it were true.

When asked if they got the promotion at work the individual responded with a liewish and said yes.

by jpg3 November 15, 2011

furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.

I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.

by jpg3 June 5, 2015

egocide

To put yourself down. When oneself believes they are worthless and of no value.

Nobody should ever commit egocide.

by jpg3 August 10, 2014

Gaudy Gear

Extremely ugly outfits.

Lady GaGa wears Gaudy Gear.

by jpg3 January 1, 2012

cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

by jpg3 August 11, 2015