194 definitions by jpg3
A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.
by jpg3 October 28, 2011
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by jpg3 November 07, 2011
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The process of causing someone to scream by taking an icy-cold popsicle from out of a freezer and then placing it directly upon the victims bare skin / body; ie: back, front or into any body opening, brrrr.
After slipping into the cozy warm bed and snuggling up next to their lover a prankster played the old screamsicle trick and nearly gave the surprised partner a heart attack.
by jpg3 November 27, 2011
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by jpg3 October 30, 2011
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by jpg3 February 27, 2015
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