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donut-stick

When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
by jpg3 October 29, 2011
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Cedarville, NJ

Cedarville, NJ aka "Skeeterville" is a shit-hole located in Lawrence Twp aka " Lawless" Twp in cumberland county New Jersey. It's shitty hall is run by part time employees that won't even live in the town they work in. The scoundrel members who dictate their whimsies upon the townsfolk are made up of egotistical ass-holes owning business interests in the area. " Skeeterville" is swarming with mosquitoes and any other type of insects that bite. Its the type of place that if you blink while driving you already went thru it and has more hunting clubs than women.
A young couple from Illville, NJ were looking to buy a home and their realtor mentioned there were homes available in Cedarville, NJ to which the buyers commented, " Awesome, it sure would be nice living in a town with no cops."
by jpg3 December 14, 2010
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argue-ambush

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.
Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
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sadistfaction

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.
The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.
by jpg3 January 1, 2015
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NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.
The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.
by jpg3 November 18, 2011
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galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.
Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.
by jpg3 April 5, 2011
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up4luck

An up4luck is the voting up of this word so as to bring positive energy into your life and good things will happen to you.
An up4luck will bring you luck. A vote down on this word brings you bad luck.
by jpg3 October 9, 2011
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