tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
by jpg3 August 28, 2011
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sadistfaction

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.
The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.
by jpg3 January 01, 2015
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ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
by jpg3 September 27, 2014
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cracker

A name given to the original cowboy's who were actually from Florida, it is derived from the sound of the whip they use while rounding up cattle. To them the nickname is a compliment not an insult.
The cracker drove his herd of cattle to a greener pasture.
by jpg3 July 12, 2011
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sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.
Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.
by jpg3 October 23, 2011
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credit card player

A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.
While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"
by jpg3 August 16, 2010
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catroaches

Felines that breed rapidly and over populate an area. Like cockroaches they are to many in one place.
The catroaches multiplied quickly and swarmed the house.
by jpg3 January 10, 2013
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