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scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
by jpg3 November 7, 2011
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fridge69

Slang insult directed towards a gluttonous person that has just " eaten out " the entire contents of a refrigerator / freezer.
After Twiggy discovered that her room-mate Roseanne had consumed the entire contents of the refrigerator again she yelled, " Holy cow Rosie, this fridge69 shits gotta' stop !"
by jpg3 August 3, 2010
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zombieking

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.
The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.
by jpg3 November 3, 2011
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sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.
Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.
by jpg3 October 23, 2011
mugGet the sixpack butt attackmug.

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.
Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)
by jpg3 January 25, 2014
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fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
by jpg3 July 30, 2011
mugGet the fastlanefuckmug.

furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.
I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.
by jpg3 June 8, 2015
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