josh's definitions

biscuits

Biscuits; v: To have a propensity of ab-flab, commonly exacerbated by overly tight jeans and a shirt showing too much midriff. The rolls at the waistline resemble a gooey profusion of dough from a tube of Pilsbury biscuits prior to baking.

Even an admiral would be unable to bring that into port. She's mad biscuits!

by Josh May 7, 2005

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

Sklore

Skank, slut, and whore combined.

damn, Britney Spears is such a sklore

by Josh November 30, 2003

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 16, 2003

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

scene band

a band that has like five words in its name and sings about everything(but mostly they sing "emo")

"drowning in a river of my own blood sweat and tears"(not a real scene band)

by josh April 29, 2005

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004