jordan's definitions

Deryck Whibley

1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed

"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"

by jordan January 24, 2004

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

VFD

Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'

When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here

by Jordan February 15, 2004

stacular

adj. slang
1. To posses the qualities that are associated with a sexually attractive female.
2. A person, object, or action that is cool.

1. That bitch was stacular.

2. That was a very stacular concert.

by Jordan April 16, 2006

dwt

dirty white trash

dont fuck with dwt or yu might get shanked

by Jordan July 30, 2003

Poopshaft

what comes after the butthole

ouch, I just got shagged up the poopshaft!

by Jordan March 24, 2003