jordan's definitions

fuckhead

A word chinese in origin which
has diverse meaning

1) A stupid bastard man that doesnt
know he is a stupid bastard man
2) A head that has been fucked many
A time by any object
3) A girl that hates it when
you call her a fuckhead

1) That stupid fuckhead you cant just
Say that Niel Diamond isnt the best
Musician on this earth!

2) God my this kids fuck head is
chaved so bad, what a fuckhead

3) Annalyse is my favorite fuckhead
And I like her Seven Times over

by Jordan May 26, 2004

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 17, 2004

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

Bus Life

A type of living style, such as gangsta, and punker. People who are part of Bus Life, usualy use the Bus or other public transporations to travel.

How you gettin to the club?
"Buslife".

by Jordan June 6, 2004

Ticrocro

A suggestion of a name givin to a cat.

You should name it Ticrocro

by jordan December 10, 2003

Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by Jordan February 25, 2003

It stank up in this bitch.

There is a very bad smell in the building/structure you're currently in.

Jessica: What is that smell?
Jordan: Yeah! It stank up in this bitch.

by Jordan June 18, 2006