jordan's definitions

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005

warnica

pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.

kill warnica. kill warnica

by jordan December 5, 2003

ToR

ToR, abbreviation of the latin phrase "tempus omnia revelat" which in english means time reaveals all things. ToR is used after a person's real name in their screen name. ToR symbolizes the belief in fate, letting time reaveal how one is to live/die.

Jordan ToR

by Jordan January 10, 2004

lollerskate

One of them niggas that be running around the bend sippin on 40's like the old days.

A yo I just seen that bitch ass lollerskate down this way.

by Jordan January 17, 2004

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

azorn

Another word for "Awesome

That bike is so Azorn!

by Jordan January 28, 2005

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005