Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

by Jordan June 13, 2003

Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima

Why are you looking at Bogg?

by Jordan January 09, 2004

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan January 17, 2004

Bus Life

A type of living style, such as gangsta, and punker. People who are part of Bus Life, usualy use the Bus or other public transporations to travel.

How you gettin to the club?
"Buslife".

by Jordan June 07, 2004

Gooey Gilatine

when u stick ur entire head in a womans vagina

by Jordan October 21, 2003

gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"

by Jordan October 21, 2003