jordan's definitions

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

lesbianage

the act of spying on lesbians

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.

by Jordan February 8, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

sexify

1. To sexually Satisfy a person, place or thing.
2. To sexually Testify to something
3. To Sex somehting up

1. I sexified you all long last night.
2. I sexify to the charges in question
3. I'm gonna sexify my ride.

by Jordan December 7, 2004

fukinrainbow

Something you say after almost being killed by a Ford Ranger.

That fukinrainbow!

by Jordan August 17, 2003

Disturbed

Good band.No matter what your opinions are.just a plain good band

Prayer,Down with the sickness

by jordan January 31, 2004

blackie

A white person who pretends that they are black

Eminem is suck a blackie

by Jordan April 7, 2003