shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.
D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face
by Jordan March 02, 2003
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britney spears

Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.
Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
by Jordan April 07, 2005
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Trivet

A local late-night hang out for all the stoners who get a craving for cheap munchies. Can see almsot half of your graduating class there at any given time of day.
"Man, I got the munchies, let's go to Trivet." - Gavi!
by Jordan January 18, 2004
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Smart rock

Underground (indie) music that appeals to a discerning, educated audience keen on cynicism and dejected wit. The music itself is often mellow yet complex- a reflection of its audience's personality.

Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.
Instead of studying their AP English Literature homework, William and Sara made out to Smart rock on the couch.
by Jordan May 07, 2004
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pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.
I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com
by Jordan March 16, 2004
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seart

say your seart
by Jordan November 18, 2003
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Sodalas

An extremely geeky/nerdy individual who has a complexion about as healthy as Casper, rarely goes outside on purpose and tends to be on IRC too much, is also known to game too much for his/her own good.
Man you are turning into a Sodalas, that's just not healthy.
by Jordan August 03, 2003
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