JorDAN's definitions

bulgaria

the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.

yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice.
bulgaria is off the chain

by jordan June 25, 2004

srop

a typo of the word stop... usually demonstrates a clumbsy left typing hand and innaccurate presicion of the middle finger. These people usually suffer from a condition know as 'sropage' and will most likely die.

srop fucking with me, I've had enough of your rascism.

if you're gonna tell someone to "stop" something, type it right, if you have the skill.

by Jordan September 26, 2004

warnica

pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.

kill warnica. kill warnica

by jordan December 5, 2003

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004