JorDAN's definitions

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

outcall

When shopping for an "escort", oucall means they come to you, as opposed to incall where you go to them.

Some escorts advertise as "outcall only", nice, convenient, expensive.

by Jordan March 2, 2005

trailer park boys

A popular mockumentary about the lives of ex-convicts between prison terms. The main characters are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor, along with Randy, Ray, Cory, Trevor, Sarah, Lucy and J-ROC.

The show airs Sunday nights at 9 and Thursday nights at 9:30 on Showcase in Canada. It is currently in it's fourth season. It also airs on BBC America, however, the show is bleeped and edited, because of the swearing and content. Cocksuckers.

"Trailer Park Boys are the latest incarnation of a Canadian cultural classic." - The Globe and Mail

by Jordan May 13, 2004

incall

When shopping for an "escort", incall means you go to them. As opposed tooutcall where they come to you.

Many escort ads reference "incall only".

by Jordan March 2, 2005

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

Thom Yorke

(Noun) The eccentric ADHD mastermind behind the hit band Radiohead.
(Verb) To do something completely genius, yet socially awkward.

Use (1) as a noun:
Girl #1: Isn't Thom York the sexiest guy to come out of England?
Girl #2: He would be if he wasn't so weird.
Girl #1: Yeah.

Use (2) as a noun:

Man, Alex so just pulled a Thom York when he started flopping around in front of that huge group of people.


Use (1) as a verb:

Last night at that dance party I think I pulled a muscle because I Thom Yorked too much.

Use (2) as a verb:
Thom Yorking is dangerous in confined areas.

by Jordan May 16, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006