Definitions by jonimethfan

Och ma heed

A Scottish mantra. Most associated with imbibing to excess in the recent past.

Englishman no. 1See that guy over there? The redhead collapsed in the street, conveniently over a drain, wearing a kilt with a sporran, whilst spastically hugging a Whiskey vomit soaked set of Bagpipes?

Englishman no. 2 You mean that strange chap that last night staggered into a nearby biker pub in London's East End threatening to kill everybody?

Englishman no. 1 Yes! Well... you know what? I reckon there's a fair chance he might be Scottish! Listen! He's feebly chanting 'och ma heed'.

Och ma heed by jonimethfan October 8, 2011

Foaming at the Fingertips 

To be so enraged by an Internet personality, that one cannot wait to dash off a foully abusive, electronic missive.

That twat on www.wind_up_merchant.com had me so pissed off I started Foaming at the Fingertips.

Foaming at the Fingertips by jonimethfan October 7, 2011