bitchtrip

When a chick thats being a bitch throws a bitchfit
Oh shit cuz not another bitchtrip!
by Jon August 05, 2004
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Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.
by Jon April 14, 2005
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napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P
I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*
by Jon January 22, 2005
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The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.
Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.
by Jon January 01, 2004
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tyme machine

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.
Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.
by Jon May 16, 2004
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Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
by jon June 03, 2003
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schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.
Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....
by Jon May 23, 2003
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