jon's definitions

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

by Jon May 9, 2003

Foo Fighters

1.A name for a UFO during World War II.

Wow their's a big Foo Fighters

by Jon October 15, 2003

Gulfas

A band from Eugene OR, go to www.gulfas.com for more information.

You should check out www.gulfas.com man it's like way cool man.

by Jon January 29, 2004

wxz

An idiot on MSN. He don't know shit.

Wxz: Hum, what shall i do after i have installed windows?

by jon July 9, 2004

dirst

Combinaton of dust and dirt.

Man, there was dirst all over that stuff in the shed out back.

by Jon May 13, 2005

lynyrd skynyrd

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.

Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.

Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."

If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?

I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!

Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!

by Jon March 17, 2005