Definitions by jim

Spyware 

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware

Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup

Spyware by Jim June 21, 2004

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile by Jim June 16, 2004

Lavos

"Ayla's word, La mean big, vos mean fire." Lavos came to earth in the year 65,000,000,000 BC. He does not become a true threat until the year 1999 however. He is Magus's archnemesis and the final boss of Chrono Trigger.

Lavos...
Ayla: Ayla no give up, Alya win or die
Magus: Come on out, now...

Lavos by Jim June 9, 2004

the shocker 

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

the shocker by Jim June 9, 2004

face 

Face (n) - How the public as a whole views an individual or group. Having face is having a positive reputation.

What you could have taught me would have saved some face.

The class president lost face when word spread about her abortion.

face by Jim June 6, 2004

Hebro 

The hairstyle naturally assumed by the kinky hair of certain people of Jewish extraction.

That Dustin Diamond has the biggest hebro I've ever seen.

Hebro by Jim May 30, 2004

Shit shovel 

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

Shit shovel by Jim May 25, 2004