jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

by jim February 17, 2004

stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 01, 2003

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

feltcher

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

by Jim July 23, 2004

nighty

The most amazing person.

That guy is a nighty. He's a top quality guy.

by Jim March 16, 2003

ranker

A sorry ass bastard who fails to earn fourth place or better in mariokart.

Kory placed sixth on choco mountain therefore he is a ranker.

by Jim March 13, 2005

ghost

v. to follow or trail, while attempting to remain undetected. usually refers to following a vehicle.

"I'ma ghost that mofo, find out where he live!"

by jim June 24, 2003