jason's definitions

borroging

to blog on another's blog, guestbook, or web-space

Today I went to the store and bought red shoes. I came home and did a Internet keyword search for "red shoes" and "blog." I posted my experience on the first entry returned, borroging on their guestbook.

by jason October 25, 2005

jive stick

A marihuana cigarette/cigar.

Often filled with marihuana and pot, sometimes even at the same time.

Dude I just smoked a jive stick so obviously dont fuck with me, Im on weed...oh and I smile cuz Im high

by Jason October 7, 2005

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

ROFLWES

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Ejectulating Simultaneously. Often used for sexual jokes. Pronounced "roffles".

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
"ROFLWES!"

by Jason October 2, 2005

mr brown

A name you can use in any place of a person or object.

Mr Brown is upsidedown

by Jason June 4, 2005

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

Deathnight

a dead night :| usually accompanied with a death threat :|

When you don't do anything at all at night.

by jason May 13, 2005