jason's definitions

Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004

On Like Ramadan

Used by USAF Airman, particularly flightline personnel, to describe the beginning of a flight, war, game, or any other major event. Comes from the Ramadan day missile strikes of the Clinton administration on Iraq.

"We're going back into Iraq, It's on like ramadan!"

by Jason April 20, 2005

Bobum

The same as the first definition.

Gorb the bum eats all day. While Hob cooks the food and eats it all day.

by Jason April 27, 2003

butt dust

Dust that comes within the anal cavity unexpectedly.

Jeff farted and his butt got a little smokey afterwards. I said, "Damn dude, did you see that cloud of butt dust you just left on that little kid?"

by Jason January 15, 2004

Yada, Yada, Yada

1) what a person might say, mid-sentence, to shorten a story to get to the point of a discussion 2) what a person might say to hide any incriminating activities that they may have been involved in

(ex. Yada, Yada, Sex with someone else or Yada, Yada, Shoplifting)

by Jason June 30, 2004

tanl

I word I created just for upwords

"I swear tanl is a real word"

by Jason December 4, 2004

fdisk

A program used to erase the contents of a computer hard drive and divide the disk up into logical drives that can then be formatted and used for storage. It is most commonly thought of with MS Windows and it's ancestors. There is a program for Linux called fdisk that does the same thing.

My hard drive is corrupt to the point where it is unusable. I'm going to run fdisk and try a fresh installation of Windows.

by Jason January 26, 2004