jason's definitions

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

fatagu

The pronunciation of FATIGUE by retarded fucks who cant speak english...shit..

"uhh..fat-a-gu?..."
"Fatigue, jackshit.."

by Jason May 13, 2005

Stevie Ray Vaughn

An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...

"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"

"Yeah, it's pretty Ghey"

by Jason February 26, 2005

cuzznit

Another word of Cunt.

"James is a cuzznit."

by Jason May 23, 2003

big bubba

The big fat asshole in jail who assfucks every guy

Haha, Big Bubba fucked your asshole good... made it bleeeeeeeeeeeed!

by Jason December 27, 2003

Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

by jason April 2, 2005

Flatline

Metal band based out of Los Angeles. Usually associated with leather clad women drinking beer and being generally slutty, kick ass chicks.

Wow, man!! We went to that Flatline show at The Whisky, and they kicked ass! I also got to go home with a hottie in a Flaline T-shirt..

by Jason January 28, 2005