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Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay
by Jason January 28, 2003
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hockey

The greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.
Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass
by Jason May 5, 2005
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columbianbandit

person who makes a full pot of coffee when only one person wants it
Forest is a columbianbandit for making a full pot of coffee when he is the only one who wants it.
by jason February 11, 2004
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scant

Damn, that Jessica is a scant.
by Jason April 24, 2003
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Rice

Rice is a term used to describe a trend in the modern, American, car culture. An offshoot of the true underground street racing scene of the late 80s, where people want to become a part of the scene, though they were never really involved in it at the beginning. So when some one puts what would be considered Rice on their car it is in an effort to fit into the image of the street racer. The cheapest way to look like this way is with purely sensory modifications, Altezza lights, large muffler tips without any exhaust modifications, wild paint, wild body kits, spoilers, mismatched badges and stickers, large flamboyant rims, excessive stereo, etc.
Anything that would appear to add performance, but inreality does not.Though any care can be “riced” it usually occurs with sport compact cars both domestic, and foreign. The ricer modifies his or her car to please others, rather then himself, they are more concerned that their car looks fast, that if it is fast.
"That car is riced out."
"Look at that ricer."
"I dont like that, mod it is to rice for me."
by Jason June 11, 2006
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fagnet

The information super-highway homosexual people use.
Matt Lee surfs on the Fagnet.
by Jason January 28, 2003
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Butt butter

Like peanut butter, it sticks to the upper palate of your mouth.
I was eating this chick's ass, she clipped out some butt butter and my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth. I was looking for a glass of milk to wash it down.
by Jason November 15, 2003
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