jason's definitions

pig

Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.

We didn't have enought time to play horse, so we played a game of pig instead

by jason February 12, 2005

Opeth

FUCK. why are yous comparing opeth to sum41 and inflames ??? i mean fuck they shit all over then especially sum41 ..... there punk i mean sheez lol sorry guys i just feel strongly about opeth coz there the best

1. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
2. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
3. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
4. Hey whats the wor.... deftones

by jason December 30, 2003

goddamn ducks

A term used when you, or someone around you farts. This is because a fart sounds like a duck

Person 1: *farts*... goddamn ducks
Person 2: goddamn ducks...

*Person 3 walks in*
Person 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
Person 1: goddamn ducks!

by Jason December 13, 2004

smelly poo

the name given to a shitty teacher, who smells

Mr Ilango is a smelly poo

by jason April 12, 2004

sex kitten

A woman that is so sexy you just want to grab her and do unmentionable things. Sex kittens are usually found in cool climates, but do tend to come out when it gets somewhat hot. These sexual beings are and nuts in bed and just make you cringe!

Damn, I met this "sex kitten" last week that's fucking hot! She's made me feel things I've never felt and is damn sexy!

by Jason May 13, 2004

fuckbutton

the fuckbutton is the female pleasure center, the clitoris.

She was bucking her hips and screaming because i was licking her fuckbutton.

by jason July 26, 2004

rabbit turd

the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.

Jeff made a rabbit turd then chased his friends around his apartment with it.

Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.

by JASON February 5, 2004