jason's definitions

moneysquito

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.

Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.

by Jason July 22, 2004

fancy

A term used most commonly in England or in the past. Used to describe something of a particular liking.

Takin' a fancy to it, eh?

by Jason February 5, 2005

Prostitot

A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.

That prostitot should put on some clothes.

by Jason December 18, 2003

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

braille

Braille as most know is the writting system for blind people. It is made up of small bumps.

Braille also describes the nipples when they are errect, under a shirt. Cause it's cold, or the girl is horny. Usualy used to aleret a buddy to someone near.

"Yo, that chick has mad braille."

by Jason August 3, 2004

waterfalls

a massive uncontrolled release of diarrhea

Raph took a massive waterfall while mary and wu listened in with awe.

by JAson April 18, 2005

Bevis and Butthead's

AKA- Acid or LSD

Since Bevis and Butthead were always so stupid, now a days people refer to Acid or LSD as "Bevis and Butthead's

by Jason June 30, 2004