Cunnigulus until reaching orgasm, female oral sex during menstruation and exchange of fluids from partner to partner (esp. blood)
by Jason February 26, 2003
(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
by Jason February 25, 2004
Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"
Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.
Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.
"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"
"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"
"Swiggle you."
"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"
"Swiggle you."
by Jason December 02, 2003
A program used to erase the contents of a computer hard drive and divide the disk up into logical drives that can then be formatted and used for storage. It is most commonly thought of with MS Windows and it's ancestors. There is a program for Linux called fdisk that does the same thing.
My hard drive is corrupt to the point where it is unusable. I'm going to run fdisk and try a fresh installation of Windows.
by Jason January 26, 2004
by Jason April 01, 2005
by jason March 17, 2004
1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.
by Jason September 09, 2003