james savik's definitions

douchetacular

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

by james savik September 10, 2016

hobby homo

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

by james savik February 1, 2008

COVIDidiocy

Idiotic behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic. Ranges the gamut from taking absolutely no precautions, like not wearing masks, to going completely overboard like hoarding toilet paper or survival supplies.

Jesus Christ Ted has a bad case of COVIDidiocy. He's got a tractor-trailer load of toilet paper and hand sanitizer and enough guns to invade a small country.

by james savik July 29, 2020

Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.

There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.

by james savik January 3, 2023

leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.

1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?

by james savik October 2, 2006

yips

The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.

2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.

by james savik July 12, 2010

try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

by james savik October 2, 2006