Definitions by james savik
INTERNUT
1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.
2. noun: A denizen of that community.
3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.
2. noun: A denizen of that community.
3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.
1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.
2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.
3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.
2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.
3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.
INTERNUT by james savik October 30, 2010
yips
The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).
1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.
2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.
2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.
yips by james savik July 12, 2010
mall punk
Gay adolescent or young man that cruise malls looking to get laid or turn tricks and make some cash off of a mall troll.
Eric has turned into such a mall punk. I've seen him leave with at least a dozen mall trolls and he's always got cash now.
mall punk by james savik September 24, 2009
thunder-chicken
1) youth who masterbaits so violently that he shakes the building
2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.
2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.
1) Max was such a thunder-chicken that I just had to leave the dorm room until he was done jerking off. It just wasn't safe on the top bunk.
2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.
2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.
thunder-chicken by james savik September 23, 2009
stepford fags
A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.
neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?
neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.
neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.
neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
stepford fags by james savik April 24, 2008
wiki-snob
Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.
Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.
Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
wiki-snob by james savik March 30, 2008
grant whore
A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
grant whore by james savik March 30, 2008