Urban Dictionary: stepford fags

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A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.

neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?

neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.

neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.

by james savik April 23, 2008

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Stepford Fag

A "stepford fag" is a gay man who wishes to get married, have kids, and live in a more traditional ‘heterosexual’ community.

Some people use the term to refer to gay men they believe are living an imitation heterosexual lifestyle.

First man: "You know Brain Kinney?"

Second man: "Yeah- that wild guy who used to party all night, haven’t seen him around for a while."

First Man: “Not surprising. Heard he’s settled down and got married.”

Second Man: “Never thought he was a stepford fag.”

by Bryan Kent February 04, 2011

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