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Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.
"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"
Monsieur Douche by James March 19, 2004

Dirty thirty

An individual approaching the age of thirty, nonetheless in denunciation of the aging process and notwithstanding, insists on lying about their mounting years simply by acting the part. Sometimes called teenial. The denial of the teen years long gone by.
Big Gay Billy is so ‘dirty thirty’, even shopping at the Gap won’t help his plight. Being thirty is really dirty.
Dirty thirty by James March 18, 2004
Originally meaning a citizen of the inhospitable biblical city of Sodom, has been extended over the centuries to mean a homosexual. Such famous Sodomites include Oscar Wilde and Lot.
"I like being a Sodomite ...a Lot!"
"Oh, very witty, Wilde!"
Sodomite by James March 17, 2004

smurf club 

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.
smurf club by James March 16, 2004
A member of MPC and G-D. One of the üß3r-l33t h4x0r1ng cr3w who rage CS servers near you :) He is also one of the best people on the internet.
*Uni bows to Syphon
UNI You are God!
Tetsuo We worship you!
Syphon Good, good!
Syphon by james March 13, 2004
An awesome goalie, great with the ladies
the beest by James March 13, 2004

skooties 

ska + rooties(also see rooties)
I was skankin and checked out that chick's skooties
skooties by James March 12, 2004