jake's definitions

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

urban outfitters

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."

by Jake October 26, 2005

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 5, 2004

take it to the house

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

by Jake September 23, 2003

Camio

A retarted teenager.

Teacher! Teacher! Whats that room for?

Well son, that rooms for Camio.

by Jake January 21, 2005

tigairius

Tigairius was someone who originally spawned on the MMORPG-Game "Graalonline" (Featured at www.graalonline.com). Known for his
"leetness" and items.

You are a cool guy like tigairius

by Jake January 25, 2005

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004