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OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.
I stabbed the thief with my otf knife
by jack December 5, 2003
mugGet the OTF out the frontmug.

super pms

The exreme pms that comes every 6 months in a girls life
Wow, Amy is really pmsing, it must be super pms!
by Jack May 13, 2005
mugGet the super pmsmug.

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.
by Jack June 17, 2003
mugGet the Esusmug.

manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.
by Jack December 30, 2003
mugGet the manhole covermug.

dawg

by Jack February 19, 2005
mugGet the dawgmug.

Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)
Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"
by Jack March 20, 2005
mugGet the Penn Techmug.

pwned

Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there are two possible sources:
a. A prominent quake player mis spelled "owned" and the new word "pwned" was adopted by people who thought it was "1337".
b. A warcraft map designer misspelled "owned" and thus people started using "pwned" instead.

The definitions are as follows:
In video games:
1. Completely annihilated or dominated.
2. Perfectly owned, meaning the other player did not do any damage.
I pwned your head with my awp.

OR

I just pwned your ass noob!
by jack November 17, 2003
mugGet the pwnedmug.

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