jC's definitions

technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.

My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!

by jC November 2, 2004

baiting

An excuse a troll uses upon posting an idiotic thread or reply to a messageboard. Usually said after said troll is flamed and shown of ones idiocy.

OMGzors I wasn't serious LOLz0rs!!!111 I was just baiting you and you fell for it!!

by JC October 22, 2004

Up the wrongun

Anal sex. From 'up the wrong one' in reference to the anus as opposed to the vagina.

She takes it up the wrong'in

by JC October 19, 2004

blue balls

What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.

I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.

by JC October 16, 2004

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

Chillin in da hood

Relaxing in ones hood. Or doing something which is not worth the effort of mentioning anyway.

Oh, justin chillin' in da hood.

by JC September 5, 2004