yams yams yams

a common slang to describe the pictorial of a man spreading his glory hole, goatse, or www.goatse.cx

"man that guy yammed me"

by JC January 30, 2003

Mic

catholic mofo, no one likes a catholic

those mic's are burning the protestants again

by jc May 20, 2004

Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

by JC February 17, 2004

pretty titty

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts

Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty

by jc May 06, 2004

Up the wrongun

Anal sex. From 'up the wrong one' in reference to the anus as opposed to the vagina.

She takes it up the wrong'in

by JC October 19, 2004

pussyitis

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

by JC January 11, 2004

Bill Gates

A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.

Bill Gates started Microsoft. From Microsoft comes Windows and Microsoft Games. Bill Gates is good.

by Jc June 18, 2006