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Chillicothe

1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.
Jake BO: Hey B, why is that geek JC always so obsessed with talking about Chillicothe.
by JC March 22, 2005
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pussyitis

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.
Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.
by JC January 11, 2004
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japanese

Anime says it all. They rock!!
by JC September 28, 2003
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Bill Gates

A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.
Bill Gates started Microsoft. From Microsoft comes Windows and Microsoft Games. Bill Gates is good.
by Jc June 18, 2006
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Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
by JC February 17, 2004
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yams yams yams

a common slang to describe the pictorial of a man spreading his glory hole, goatse, or www.goatse.cx
by JC January 30, 2003
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Mic

catholic mofo, no one likes a catholic
those mic's are burning the protestants again
by jc May 20, 2004
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