brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004
n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.
by JC February 18, 2004
identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts
by jc May 06, 2004
A Slang word for the best invention of the late 20th Century, the original Nintendo Entertainment System, also called the NES. Refers to the bits the system was capable of handling. The 8-Bit brought with it classics including: Contra, Double Dragon, Excitebike, Mike Tyson's Punchout and many more unforgettable titles.
Hey B-Vice, let's get high and play 8-bit. Sometimes you have to blow in the 8-Bit games to get them to work properly.
by JC March 23, 2005
A very ugly woman or girl who might even be confused for a man or transexual. Origin: "In Living Color" (1990). Character portrayed by Jamie Foxx.
"Tell me the truth, is that a man or Juwanna Mann, tell me why she 'read' to go' like Wanda, then?" -Kanye West, "Talk About Our Love"
by JC July 06, 2004
by JC August 20, 2003