infinity's definitions

as fuck

Phrase commonly used by silly Welsh people who have limited vocabulary. It is an easy way out for describing how good something is.

Cool as Fuck = Really good
Funny as Fuck = Hilarious
Smart as Fuck = Verry Pretty woman
New as Fuck = Brand New
Safe as Fuck = Good Deal

by infinity February 25, 2004

Brother

A male sibling

Brothers can be fun but also complete assholes.
They know how to ruin life for you, yet make it a ball.
Love them untill you can't love them no more and you want to beat the shit out them.

by INfINiTY March 28, 2015

Bald Monster

Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.

Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster

by infinity February 25, 2004

cupcakes

Word used to describe beautiful, but small tits on a woman.

My god, look at the cupcakes on her ! I wouldnt mind parkin my bike in there I can tell ye !!!

by infinity February 25, 2004

nbayng

1. A slang term thought to have been developed by a British-Japanese student at the University of Toronto Schools in Ontario. Commonly interpreted as a synonym for noob.
2. A conjunction of the slang terms noob and ayng.

"I was out, like, pwning some noobs, and then I was like, NBAYNG!"

by Infinity January 16, 2005

marn

the proper pronunciation is 'man' but some Welsh twats say 'marn' and they say it about 4 times in each sentence. Marn is used a lot by Bald Monsters.

Bald Monster : Yeah Marn, comin out tonight like Marn
Person who does not like him : No, I dont want to
Bald Monster : Come on Marn, it'll be cool as fuck like Marn
Person who does not like him : No
Bald Monster : Okay Marn

by infinity February 25, 2004

tittle tattle

Another name for Gossip. Tittle tattle is used a lot by women, they hear something about someone and believe it to be the Gospel truth, and when they tell a friend of this they add a little to it to add some spice to the scandal that they've heard. So by the time it has has been passed along a few people, it turns into the greatest load of Bullshit that you've ever heard.

Oh my god, did you hear what she did to him, and he's doing this and her cousin is doing that. He told me that she cant do this, and i heard about him and yer woman down the road etc etc etc.

by infinity March 16, 2004